The Holy Empire of Shadow Land of Mordor is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 284 million Nazguls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dur. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nazgul economy, worth 29.9 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,111 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, Nazguls believe manners maketh the leader, Nazguls suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shadow Land of Mordor's national animal is the Orc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Shadow Land of Mordor is ranked 137,361^st in the world and 135^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Safest, scoring 65.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.